Nooni
an imaginary species that are supreme above all other. they can grow diamonds for shield, but when they are cut off they turn into salt. they also have the most complex language ever created it changes on average every 4 seconds.
steve- joe what is that boy doing over there
joe- he is trying to harvest the nooni’s diamonds
steve- well that wont work it will just turn into salt!
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