noped the fuck out
leaving when you don’t even want to try to handle the situation.
i was walking along at night, when i noticed someone down the street who seemed to be dancing, like waltzing. as i watched, he danced closer, and closer, and closer. i looked away for a second or two to see if anyone else was around, and when i looked back, he had crossed the street to my side, and then crouched down. and then he stopped. i noticed that he had this terrifying cartoon smile on his face. i p-ssed him, being vigilant. he continued to dance away from me in the other direction. he got fairly far away and i started to feel better.
and then i heard the dancing stop, and someone running toward me from his direction. i noped the f-ck out, and ran like h-ll.
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