nopertunity


when someone writes or reaches out with a ‘great opportunity!’ which is really just a bunch of cr-p and not remotely beneficial to your life. however, it would really benefit them if you were sucker enough to take it.
i just got a nopertunity to do some freelance writing without pay, for a site i’ve never heard of, because of the awesome ‘exposure’ it would give me.

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