Nopportunity
a favor someone asks of another person that will not only be of no benefit to them but also degrades their life in some way. these favors are usually asked with a high pitched “happy to see you” sort of tone.
“hey buddy! (guy asking a favor teases the other guy’s hair like a dog) i’ve got an opportunity for you! how would you like to come in on sat-rday and help me untangle all the paper clips?”
“sounds more like a nopportunity” (full sarcasm)
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