nordic five



a hot *ss group of s*xy nordics. the group includes denmark ( mathias køhler),sweden ( berwald oxenstierna), norway ( lukas bondevik),iceland ( emil steilsson), and finland ( tino väinämöinen). they are all attractive as f*ck and g*y as all h*ll.
i swear the nordic five are getting hotter and g*yer every season.
a hot *ss group of s*xy nordics. the group includes denmark ( mathias køhler),sweden ( berwald oxenstierna), norway ( lukas bondevik),iceland ( emil steilsson), and finland ( tino väinämöinen). they are all attractive as f*ck and g*y as all h*ll.
i swear the nordic five is getting hotter and g*yer every season.

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