Nordick Helmet


an evolutionary predecessor to the teabag. one is nord-ck helmetted by “allowing” (most often because of extreme intoxication) another man to place his t-st-cl-s on the forehead and run his outstretched schl-ng down the bridge of the nose so as to achieve the cl-ssic nordic viking warrior helmet look.
did you know clint is a prince in scandinavia? yeah, he was knighted in the traditional nord-ck helmet manner last night after bar close. lucky guy…

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