Nordstromsss
noun- safety word used by nordstrom employees when attempting to get fired because the high-pressure commission environment, under-appreciation, long hours in stilettos, tight skirts, fake nails, fake smiles and fake customer service make you want to die.
lara- “thank you for calling nordstromsss, this is lara.”
manager-“lara, you work at nordstrom. you’re fired!”
lara-“nordstromsss would be more than happy to return that gap sweatshirt for you because i’m sure you bought it here.”
manager-“lara, you work at nordstrommmmm. return that, then you’re fired!!!”
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