Normandale
a community college located in bloomington minnesota.
person 1″what community college is located in bloomington minnesota?”
person 2 “normandale”
person 1 “thank you for telling me, here are some headphones as a reward”
person 2 “no problem, i will cherish these headphones for the rest of my life
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