norris survival
the ability to survive a roundhouse kick from chuck norris, but due to the laws of this world, your shoes would remain in place while your body is stuck in another dimension, if it survived the initial blow, but only death has been the only outcome so far
dude 1: hey, have you seen jon lately?
dude 2: nah, but apparently people are saying he is suffering from “norris survival”.
dude 1: huh? oh, ok, dude we should give him a cool name, like dr. manhattan!
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