Norrisism
idiom related to chuck norris.
“they wanted to put chuck norris on mt. rushmore, but the granite wasn’t tough enough for his beard,” is an example of a norrisism.
norrisism; refers to the religious belief that chuck norris created all, including himself, because he’s that good.
i’m into norrisism.
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