Norrisized


verb. the act of causing a state of intense fear and panic, as one would be afflicted with when coming face to face with someone, such as chuck norris.
man: dude, so what happened?

dude: i don’t know, man. i was asking her out when this big, brawny guy came up out of nowhere and asked what i was doing with his woman.

man: did you fight him?

dude: no. he norrisized me, man!

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