North Andover

medium-sized upper middle cl-ss suburban m-ssachusetts town 30 miles north of boston,located in ess-x county. used to be fairly historical, rural and working cl-ss- a former “poor man’s andover”. recent slash and burn developments have changed its face. it is known for having youths who throw awesome ragers at their parents’ mcmansions, since the parents are perpetually on vacation and don’t give a sh-t about their little brats. north andover youths typically are of above average intelligence and have lots of financial resources, but typically throw it all way on beer, heroin, and lsd during the high school years. they tend to listen to jam bands and cr-ppy cl-ssic rock on wzlx. typically they shoot for zoom-ss but end up not even finishing out a semester at necco. frequent hang-out spots include dumps like denny’s, dunkin’ donuts, harrison’s roast beef, the 99, the loft, rolph’s tavern, the frosty mug, the claddaugh pub, and the beijing.
hey, you are meaning to tell me that the washed-up hippy kid drop-out working at harrison’s roast beef is the son of a fidelity executive and that hot–ss milf? he must be from north andover then.
north andover is a pretty boring town, if you’re a teenager there’s pretty much nothing to do besides go downtown, and thats boring as sh-t. and you can also go to the youth center, thats probably the most boring place iv ever been to. this town is filled with pot heads, mostly every kid at the high school. you’ll find these kids smoking pot at the over p-ss, the bridge behind mcdonalds, the park, and many other places. it’s also filled with rich b-tches. you can find this rich b-tches out in the “boonies” as we call it. the “boonies” means in the middle of f-cking no where. these houses are around smolacks farm or sargent. lets talk about north andover middle school shall we? north andover middle school is filled with a bunch of immature f-cks. most of the girls wear short shorts that show their -ss and low cut shirts that everyone can see their b–bs. and all the boys drool all over them and try to have s-x with them. the boys wear the same thing everyday, shorts, nike shoes and some nike shirt that says “dont sweat my swag” or “money is my game” and other gay -ss sayings. the kids at this school are brutal. and i mean brutal. your either popular or a loser. that’s how this school is. no one gives a sh-t about who you are or how you feel. so if your planning to move here? find somewhere else and save yourself from this poor excuse of a town.
typical north andover boy: “oh dude look at her t-ts! isn’t she hot??? “yeah you can see right through her shirt!” “she came over to me today and let me touch her t-ts and she even kissed her friend infront of me!!” “awesome”
a town full of little rich kids constantly competing to who has the worst life. they tend to live off attention and immaturity.
the typical north andover conversation: “oh my god she said this about her and she saw him doing this and i swear she said that he told his aunt that he did this.”
first off, the person who wrote the other definition is just a big fat-ss girl that labels people. and you didn’t even discribe the town, you discribed the people in it and you’re a hipocrite because you said you hated when the girls drank but you do to. and the boys don’t like you because you’re a fat pizza faced druggie.

here is what north andover is like in the eyes of someone who has a chance in life. north andover is a great town to live in. yes there are some people that do drugs and other things, but thats not the point, past all that north andover is a great town with great people. just getting along is just one thing you need to do.

one more time, don’t read the other definition because that person has an i.q. of -40
“hey have you heard about north andover?”

“yea it’s a great town to live in!”
a small town in north-eastern m-ssachusetts. there is only one public high school, good old nahs, so you’ll probably end up going there. it’s a pretty sick school, it’s new and big. nahs is famous world-wide for the recent pot brownies incident which shut down the junior prom. north andover is a pretty boring town, if you’re a teenager there’s pretty much nothing to do except go to parties every weekend. the people in north andover are generally rich, so parents usually go away on vacations to costa rica or the bahamas, leaving their bratty little kids to throw ragers while they’re gone.

the kids in north andover are generally alright, but you have your groups: annoying middle-schoolers, freshman, hoes, ghetto kids, asians, sheltered girls, druggies, jocks, popular girls, trashy girls, popular guys (usually the jocks), s-xually active gsa (gay-straight alliance) group, and the edgy kids.
person 1: “hey what town was on the news for the pot brownies again?”

person 2: “north andover, duhh!”

person 1: “of course it’s north andover!!”
why are people hatin’ on north andover for getting f-cked up every weekend? i love getting f-cked up every weekend.
hey bro , what you doing this weekend?

headin’ to north andover to get f-cked up!
a decent sized upper cl-ss suburban town full of air heads with spray tans. the kids have way to much of their parents money and so do the parents. everyone is expected to have the latest cr-p and all desgner clothes, and the parents are stupid enough or away on their constant vacations, to even notice what theyre kids are doing. a crew of kids tend to go awy to prep schools where they waste more of their parents money not learning education learning how to smoke joints. but if you go to the high school you can get the same knowledge from the “emos” (who need to shower) if you don’t know how to get wasted spend one night here and you’ll learn and probably end up hooking up with one of the sleezy easy cheerleaders. if your gay theres the preppy boys who attempt to act chill but allthey want is a big p-n-s up their sh-tter. no matter where you live if you wanna go to a good party come to na.
guy 1: dude i wanna like go to a party
guy 2: let’s go to north andover i hear carly’s parents are away

3 days later

guy 1: that was sickk
guy 2: i know i got so wasted and had hot s-x with the quarterback
guy 1: thats gross i did it with one of the easy cheerleaders

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