North Augusta

a small town across from augusta, georgia. confusingly enough, it is in south carolina. typical boring town. typical boring people.
person 1: do you want to go to north augusta?

person 2: heck no, why would anyone?
a small town across the georgia-south carolina border. often confused with augusta, georgia, the place they hold the masters every year, north augusta is actually in sc. one of the oldest cities in the state, established in 1872, it is the pride of sc, along with aiken. it is also the second city of sc. generous souls, and pretty much no type of ghetto ( there are bad people everywhere, i’m telling you ) you could say north augusta is a type of paradise.
guy 1: you in north augusta yet?
guy 2: i’ve been here for about 3 months, but i’ve been watchin the sun set ever since, so i didnt get to call you. hot babes here man, hot babes.
a place on the south carolina/georgia border right outside of augusta. everyone here is a hipster and says “o” because saying “oh” is just too mainstream. where every kid from north augusta high wants to switch to fox creek and over crowd the school because north augusta high is just too mainstream.
“i met a hipster today!”
“must be from north augusta”
a kick-ss little village on the outskirts of brockvegas where all the drunken rednecks host their backyard bbq’s/demolition durbys
-phone rings-
guy 1: “h-llo?”
guy 2: “hey man, i’m p-ss drunk, crashed my truck, i can’t find my clothes and its
-43..”
guy 1: “so you’re in north augusta? i’ll be there soon”