north dakota blizzard
you’ll need a high speed industrial fan that can reach a wind speed of at least 100 mph, 40 guys from the local walmart crew, and the hottest milf this side of the mississippi. the foxy lady will stand approximately 20 feet away from the fan, obviously naked and ready for the coming storm. the guys will be standing right behind the fan brewing the storm. once prepped and primed they let the snow loose. it travels through the fan reaching a terminal velocity of 50 feet per second, covering the vixen, head to toe in roughly a good foot of the gooey, white snow.
yeah man i got the night shift boys together last night and tom’s wife got blinded by the north dakota blizzard
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