North Olmsted


a suburban city near to cleveland, ohio and is surrounded by westlake to the north, olmsted township to the south, fairview park and brook park to the east, and north ridgeville to the west. north olmsted is not as upper-cl-ss as neighboring towns like westlake and is often considered “ghetto”. north olmsted is also home to many people who cannot drive.
“yo, did you go to the flats last night and party it up?”

“naw. i was going to the park in north olmsted to play volleyball and got hit by some lady with a huge van as i was coming across lorain road.”

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