North Pole


where santa claus lives, of course!
since there’s barely anything to do up at the north pole, whenever jolly ole’ st. nick gets bored, he’ll just take one of his merry little elves, and throw him to the polar bears.
north oakland – california (notable spots – bushrod park)
north pole b-tch!

pole bound n-gg-!
a city in alaska, about 15 miles outside of fairbanks. almost the entire town is christmas themed, to the extent that the light poles are candy canes, street names such as santa claus lane and saint nicholas drive, and the local wendy’s having christmas decorations up all year. the population of north pole is 2,226 as of july 2009, but many people outside of the city limits consider themselves residents. n-body lives in igloos.
i do not live in north pole itself but consider myself a resident.
the location of a m-ssive amount of cocaine and s-x paid for by stolen money. bernie madoff financed a cocaine-fueled work environment and a “culture of s-xual deviance.

starting in ’70s, madoff sent employees to buy drugs for company use, suit alleges madoff used money stolen from investors to pay for escorts and m-sseuses.
bernie: hey larry here is $50,000 that i stole from a new investor.

larry: what should i do with this?
bernie: order a kilo of that ny delivery service cocaine and get a few escorts so we can make this the north pole.
putting ones p-n-s in their own belly b-tton
hey guys!watch as i give myself a north pole!!
referencing a lawsuit concerning bernard madoff and allegations of cocaine trafficking, the term ‘north pole’ applies to a place where there is abundant cocaine use. this draws attention to the similarities between cocaine and snow and references the fact that the north pole is, obviously, quite a snowy place.
“hey, man, can i score some blow?”
“of course! you know it’s the north pole up in this b-tch!”
when you are masturbating outside and it is snowing. right before you c-m, you fall face first into the snow and you get “glued” by your own c-m to the ground.
dude, i saw sam do the north pole today. it was so funny.

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