Northern Afghanistan


another name for “canada,” due to all the millions of brown people from muslim nations who have immigrated there and have totally and forever changed its predominantly white, christian makeup.
person 1: “dude, i went to canada last week, and all i saw were brown people wearing head scarves or turbans.”

person 2: “bro, you didn’t go to “canada.” you were in “northern afghanistan.”

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