Northern VA


nice place in the northern side of va. all of the southern va people have their heads up their -sses (except for va beach/ hampton people, they keep it real). they diss the northside because we got more $ and we pay more taxes than them so they don’t feel important.calling us snotty and rich because they’re some broke -ss monkeys. nova is actually pretty ghetto if you go to certain parts of alexandria ( chents, real n1gg-z). also home to many happy asians. police is real strict and also is traffic jam central of virginia. redneck police and also home of the annandale atoms, best high school football team in all of va. rapper wale also went to college here.
(southern va people) ya’ll some rich a$$ stuck up white snotty wiggas.
(northern va people) yeah?well all you can rep is va beach and you aren’t even that real,and we got dc. broke, ignorant -ss b!tches.

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