Northworstern
fitting name for northwestern university. a dry campus that is filled with extraordinarily lame students.
many have never been exposed to a traditional undergraduate experience. the terms beer bong, keg stand, pre-games are completely foreign to them.
the graduating students are socially inept. although they go on to be successful in the workforce, northworstern graduates make for the worst workplace conversations and are often buzzkills.
interviewer: hi laura, tell me about yourself
northworstern student: hi!!! … -awkward pause-
interviewer: h-llo, laura. please tell me about yourself…ugh why do we keep invited these students for interviews?! these northworstern students are literally the worst.
northworstern student: i graduated magna c-m lade with a degree in engineering and a minor in psychology. i enjoy reading.
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