Norty Horti


the term “norty horti” derives from two abbrevieated and somewhat altered words due to modern slang/shorthand: the first word (norty) being “naughty” and the second (horti) being “horticulture” put simply… naughty horticulture is to cultivate (grow) an illegal plant (most likely marajuana)
he got nicked, i hear he was involved in a bit of norty horti!

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