Norwegian Face Tattoo
the result of a male engaging in coitus with a female whilst menstruating, removing his p-n-s (which is coated in her menstrual c-cktail) from her v-g-n- and striking her face with it. this leaves what has been labeled a “norwegian face tattoo” -a phallic, bl–dy imprint upon a female’s face.
“bro, that b-tch was totally on the rag, but dtf, so i pulled out and totally gave her a norwegian face tattoo. it was bad–ss but she was not pleased.”
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