Norwegian Forrest Cat
the single most majestic of all beings, mythological or of this universe; rivaled only by the unicat and the unicorn. no picture of one actually exists. someone once tried to take a picture of one and the camera suddenly exploded because that amount of awesomeness cannot be contained in a single picture. the norwegian forrest cat is said to only appear to those worthy of it’s distinction. if by chance one appears in your room during the night do not be frightened; you are clearly the sp-wn of fergie and jesus.
john: holy sh-t a norwegian forrest cat just flew into my room!12!!
marcus: your parents are fergie and jesus??!@?!
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