Norwegian Giftwrapping


norwegian giftwrapping is an ancient norwegian hunting tradition. it is the act of wrapping your scr-t-m over a persons mouth, and then putting your -n-l sphincter over his nose. you then complete the ritual by making an emission of intestinal gas from the -n-s.
1. “hey lars is sleeping, lets give him a norwegian giftwrapping!”

2. “i woke my mum with a norwegian giftwrapping the other day. she vomited all over the place, it was hysterical!”

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