norwegian hand grenade


when you pinch the tip of your d-ck right before you spew, then slam the top and bottom of your d-ck with your hands, shooting s-m-n everywhere.
man, that girl sucks at giving dome, so before i blew in her mouth i gave her the old norwegian hand grenade.

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