norwegian oil pump
acquire black tar heroin, as much as you can get. get a golden retriever, the hairier the better. find lover of opposite s-x who is completely hairless. the younger the better. shave golden retriever. then place shaved hair in b-tt hole of lover and pour black tar heroin over top. proceed to -n-lly f-ck her. after you c-m you should be able to spray black tar heroin and c-m all over your lover while yelling, “føles som momma!”
my mom said i’d never make her happy. then i showed her the norwegian oil pump.
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