Norwich, KS
a drinking town with a farming problem.
a small town in the middle of nowhere, population 551 on a good day, 978 if you count the farm animals, but 42 if you count the people who actually live in the city limits. there is approx. 546 caucasians, 4 native americans, .5 oriental, .5 african american. 97% farmers, 2% teachers, 1% b-ms/liquor store owners/thieves/ or preachers. most people who grow up here are known for not leaving, and raising their family there as well.
also known as, “the hilbilly capital of kingman county.”
jimbob-“howdy bo, you gon make it on down therr to norwich, ks to sell your cattle?”
bo-“naw jimbob i go there to cut wheat every summer and get me a good hamburger on mainstreet.”
jimbob-“oh man they got a restaurant there now?!”
bo-“no, it’s inside the hardware store.”
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