nose bacon


the crusty dried snot/mucus, bl–dy or otherwise, that lines your nose when you have a cold or sinus infection. it usually dries very hard. it pulls at your nose lining and needs to be picked off & out, usually with a fingertip.
i got caught picking my nose bacon.

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