nose sex


(v.) sticking ones’ p-n-s up a nostril. usually a failed attempt at giving oneself a bl-wj-b.
nose s-x leaves an unpleasant smell.
s-x involving the use of a nose.

more specifically, the subst-tution of fingers and/or the male genitalia in favor of a large, phallic nose. this works best when the receiving partner possesses a cl-toris.
i went to dinner with a man the other night. while his personality was lacking, he was quite well endowed. we went back to my place and had some hot nose s-x. i rode his gorgeous appendage to the most incredible -rg-sm of my life.
rubbing oneself’s nose against another nose, p-n-s or b-tthole.

sometimes involves shoving a p-n-s or a tongue up one or both or the nostrils.
i had so much nose s-x last night that i can’t breathe because there’s too much c-m clogging up my nostrils.
carnal knowledge involving the olfactory glands
annie snorts wildly during noses-x

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