Nosecola
nosecola: the process of laughing while having a mouthful of cola. causing the liquid to expel out of your nostrils.
old person falls over, //nosecola.
1. what happens when you laugh while you drink a fizzy drink. instead of being swallowed, the soda goes up the nasal p-ssage at least, and sometimes it spews out through the nostrils.
2. a warning signal to others of impending danger to spew soda out their nose if they are sipping while watching, listening to, or reading a funny episode. often used in fan groups like on yahoo!
1. the joke was so funny it caused her to have nose cola.
2. the following is a funny story i wrote. warning: nose cola!
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