nosejob
pretty much like a bl-w j-b, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.
doctor: what the h-ll happened
girl: i gave my boyfriend a nose job
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often an inadvertant side effect of giving a bl-wj-b: which causes a high pressure blast of s-m-n to come out through the nose.
i remember my first bl-wj-b like it was just yesterday. i shot my load in the back of my ex-girlfriend’s throat, and ended up giving her a nosejob. she became a lesbian shortly after that.
(aka “rhinonasty”). when you are plowing someone in the nostril, blow your load, and they spit it out their mouth.
“this chick i was bangin’ the other night had wicked hot flared gaping nostrils, running with snot. so she gave me a nosejob!”
when a man or woman rubs their nose into a woman’s cl-toris while performing oral pleasure to the woman’s v-g-n-.
invented some where in south east london.
my girlfriend was so turned on from the nose job i gave her last night
the act of performing oral s-x on one’s nose. quite literally, blowing their nose.
i gave laine a nosejob until she sneezed all over my face.
when you are trying to swallow s-m-n and you start laughing, so that it c-ms out of your nose.
i was sucking bryan’s d-ck the other day, but i thought of his large nipples as he came, so i ended up getting a nose job.
when a girl with a big nose gives you a bl-w j-b and the end of her nose m-ssages your p-n-s.
what ahslee simpson would give you.
the act of using your large nose in the intention of giving a girl an -rg-sm.
“i heard that kid gives the best nosejobs”
“yeah, probably because of his huge nose”
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