Noser


a person who sticks the front of their car in the path of another in an attempt to force their way into a lane.
“he tried to pull a total noser back there but i didn’t let him in.”
a guy with a very large nose. the tip of their nose is like a clown’s red nose. it’s very wide, red and shiny. the people with nosers hang out with girls a lot. they get b-n-rs on their noses.
liz: omg! bob’s nose is so huge! he always hangs out with lilly.
tom: yeah, that’s why he has a noser!
liz: lol
when t-t f-cking a girl, stick the tip of you’re d-ck up her one nostril when you’re about to blow you’re load. if you blow good enough it should shoot out the other nostril.
man! i gave this chick a good noser the other night!

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