noseshot


1. proximity to a pleasant or unleasant odor.

2. consuming 1-2 ounces of a high-proof alcoholic beverage through one’s nasal p-ssage. (not advised nder any cirumstances)
1. no matter where you are in the zoo, you always seem to be within noseshot of the elephants.

2. only the most expensive insurance plans cover the er visit that always follows a noseshot.

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