Noseybonk
a demonic, dream-haunting creature from the pits of h-ll that appeared on an 80’s tv show for kids called “jigsaw”. recently, dr. ashens has made a few attempts of imitation in order to warn future generations of this indescribable evil.
he has been know to grow nosegays in an attempt to flood the world with his plant-like brethren. luckily he was foiled by james bond.
-i had a nightmare last night…
-aww, c’mon, it couldn’t have been too bad…
-noseybonk was in it
-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
-i just saw the video on youtube where noseybonk grows nosegays…
-welcome to the world of nightmares dude!
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