Nostradumbass

a person who has amazing, nostradamus-like powers of stupidity. one with the ability to foretell the obvious future.
nostradumb-ss: “dude, i think we might be about to get hit with a piano.”

simplicio: “no sh-t, nostradumb-ss, run!!!”
1) the self proclaimed prophet ov sorts whom is most famously noted for predicting the supposed second coming ov jesus to “the forgotten land ov chicago when his vast collection ov p-rnography is exhausted by the great deepthroat lord krakow’s return to heaven to avenge tom hanks”.
“did you see that special on the history channel about nostradumb-ss? man that dude was buff.”
referring to nostradamus who, in ancient times did much predicting of the future.

nostradumb-ss would be someone who thinks they can predict the future, but is too much of a dumb-ss to get it right.
him: i predict that the sky will fall tomorrow!
her: whatever, nostradumb-ss!
1. someone who makes foolish predictions of future events that are cleary unlikely to come true.
2. someone who is unable to reasonably -ssess the direction of a given situation.
1. gary: “i reckon england will win the world cup in 2006… it’ll be great”. dave: “nice prediction nostradumb-ss”
2. “you didn’t see that one coming nostradumb-ss!”
people who think & believe that they not only know everything, but they also are always right.
“during an innocent game of wii bowling, the opposing team kept behaving like utter nostradumb-sses. proclaiming they’d won before the last player went,”
1.someone who states the obvious.
2. an annoying know it all dumb-ss.
3. windbag who thinks they have a vast knowledge, but really doesn’t know much about anything, but has to state something.
“all man, it’s raining out”
meanwhile you’ve both been standing in it for a full minute.
“no sh-t nostradumb-ss!”
a friend that is notorious for making comments or predictions that are either extremely obvious or extremely ridiculous.
nostradumb-ss told me that if bowersox wins american idol the redsox will win the world series