nostralius
a chronic habit to which one constantly flares their nostrils in an impudent or offensive manner. the nostrils are so large and wide that it feels as though the person could suck up all the o2 (oxygen) in the room. some nostralius suffering people served in world war 2 , by sucking up all the mustard gas and poison in the air with their unbareably large nostrils, like it was nutrients of some type.
i feel like brian suffers from a severe case of nostralius. every time i am around him, i feel huge shortnesses of breath. i also feel like he’s angry while flaring his large nostrils unconciously
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