not even with your dick


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basically the phrase “not even with your d-ck” is used to stress how completely sk-nky, disgusting, or generally unattractive a woman is.
guy 1 “hey would you screw that dike

lyndsey lohan was dating?”

guy 2 “h-ll no… not even with your d-ck. that b-tch is downright fugly!”

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