not happy Jan
the phrase ‘not happy jan’ was popularised by an australian telstra ad realised in 2002. it quickly entered the aussie vernacular.
it is used when someone is p-ssed off at another person (who doesn’t necessarily need to be called jan) for stuffing up in a stupid way and has inconvenienced you – but is used when more annoyed than actually angry.
argh! i can’t believe that the postman hasn’t delivered my package today! not happy jan!
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