not having a shittin’ damn thing
a state for the ‘living-challenged’! whistling for money hasn’t worked out, neither has the shaking of the -ss! -being floated is a ‘dead end street’, so how does one survive??
these are all considerations for the ‘d-mned’ one; ‘not having a sh-ttin’ d-mn thing’. this is real fun to accuse friends of, too: they go, huh? -you can even add that old college flair by changing it to: you aint’snt gotta sh-ttin’ d-mn thing! one must be able to ‘speak to impress’ when dealing with employers, ‘officials’, little lord fauntleroys, etc…
were a ‘lingual translator’ actually to ‘pick the statement apart’, it would probably loosely be translated thus; you are such a douche-bag you can’t even produce a t-rd. -throwing in ‘d-mn’ sort of colors the statement, or perhaps curses or dooms the scenario.
the beauty of the statement is its’ final verbal polish on the tongue! it just rolls off like a fine wine sauce, plus! you get to sound highly educated!! -so, how can you lose? such a win-win situation for all!… -the stuffed-shirts all go huh? and the ‘hop-heads’ all nod approvingly!! (‘sh-ttin’ can be replaced with ‘sh-tting’ for graduate students!!)
she wasn’t used to not having a sh-ttin’ d-mn thing, and had to cut him loose!
get wise! you aint’snt gotta sh-ttin’ d-mn thing!
he accused his friend of not having a sh-tting d-mn thing!
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