not in my wallet


used to tell someone that they cant do something, usually when that something is rather..obsurd and supernatural. such as, using your powers as a level 2 druid to create a barrier of trees, when everyone knows you have to be at least a level 11 to even cast a basic barrier spell.
luk(c)as: i can so use candle mode to defeat the sith.

l00kaz: not in my wallet, b-tch

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