Not Riding the Bus?


the act of standing or sitting far enough away from a public bus stop as to make it appear as though you are not actually waiting for it when in actuality you are but are too embarr-ssed for people to realize this fact.
why’s that dude sitting over there? we all know his broke -ss is waiting for the bus and sh-t. i guess he’s not riding the bus? yeah right!!

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