Not Switzerland


description of sweden. often used as a direct suffix to sweden, since many americans think that sweden and switzerland are the same country.
– so, where do you live?
– sweden–not switzerland.

– dude, this music is awesome! is it from swit-
– sweden. not switzerland.

– does switzerland have polar bears?
– it’s sweden, not switzerland. and there’s no polar bears in either of them.

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