not the sharpest knife in the kitchen


another way to tell somebody is not the brightest person in attendance, or not the sharpest tool in the shed.
– oh my! another d in math? this was about addition and subtraction!
– well, what can we say, ma’am? your son is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen

– i mean, n-body would mistake the kardashians for rocket scientist, but the youngest one really takes not being the sharpest knife in the kitchen to another level!

– with her questions about chicken of the sea, jessica simpson proved the world that she was not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.

– we used to think sarah palin wasn’t the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but along came rick perry to prove us wrong. and that’s tough, since none of these gop candidates now is the sharpest knife in the kitchen!

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