Not-watch


the act of watching tv and playing on your phone/computer in such a way that by the end of the episode, you realize you haven’t actually watched any of it.
“hey, what’d you do last night?”

“the usual: just not-watched the following”

“what happened?”

“……i don’t know….”
to “watch” but not actually watch a movie.

i.e. to pretend to watch a movie, but in reality to do something else like have s-xual intercourse.
yeah you’ve seen ‘my cousin vinnie’. we def notw-tched that at ur house when ur parents were home that time.

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