not


a word made popular in the early 90’s by the movie wayne’s world. you add “not” to the end of a sentence to make blatant the sarcasm in the sentence itself.
“what a totally amazing, excellent discovery… not!!!” -wayne campbell
derived from existential confusion, meaning “hot; attractive; s-xy;” etc.
“you are so not!”
something that is crazy. when the word “nuts” doesn’t quite some up the situation.
“wow that party last night was so nots, i ended up naked in brendan’s mom’s bed”
abbreviation of nasty old thing. total opposite of pyt (pretty young thing).
dude to friend : d-mned, that chick is not!

friend : totally man!

not chick (to herself) : dam, these tight leggings really show my curves.
n-gg-r on a tour
black person driving slow down not driving the speed limit.
n.o.t on mack
a state of being

coined by scott ian of the band anthrax then later made popular by the movie wayne’s world.
he’s a great singer…. not!
someone that is not hot.
also: nottie.
oh snap, fool, she looks so not right now!
dammit, she’s a nottie.
good from far, far from good.

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