notch it up
someone that squanders an opportunity with lackl-ster performance. someone that thinks they’re making something better when actually they’re scr-w-ng more things up than they add/fix. someone that focuses on fixing or implementing trivial things when there’s more important things to work on. origin: notch, the creator of minecraft, started as a no-name, indie game developer. his game, minecraft, suddenly got a lot of attention, which made him millions of dollars. to reward his loyal fan-base, he focused on squandering his opportunity of success by taking lots of vacations and adding lame features to his game while major bugs still existed. each time he added a new feature, something else would break. in deluding himself that lightning strikes twice in the same place, he let his main, profit-making brainchild linger while he formed a game company that focused on puppy-milling out other games that n-body cares about.
that guy in it keeps adding more and more cr-p to the computers around here, and now they’re running slower than ever. just the other day, he got to choose the new anti-virus software for the whole company, and he totally picked the cr-ppiest, buggiest, lamest one which is bringing everyone’s computer to its knees. carla was having issues with a program not loading, and by the time he was done with it, her computer crashes every 5 minutes now. but, hey, he installed a new windows start sound to make it sound like the theme from star trek. he seems oblivious to what folks need around here, and keeps scr-w-ng everything up. he sure knows how to notch it up.
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