Notch on the Cuddle Belt


the female version of a man putting another notch on his belt/bed post. the female version means the couple spent the night together but no s-x was involved, only intimate pillow talk and/or sharing of feelings. you do not want to be this guy. (also see “cuddle b-tch”)(a girl is to a “dirty sl-t” as a guy is to a “cuddle b-tch”)
b-tch 1: “lauren you sl-t! i can’t believe you let him plug you that easily! make him work for it next time for f-ck sake!”

b-tch 2: “haha, oh it’s okay. we did absolutley nothing but talk all night about marriage, gossip, and the new twilight movie all night long.”

b-tch 1: “oh… i see, well atta girl! that’s another notch on the cuddle belt.”

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