Notebook Dumped
when your girlfriend tells you you are the perfect guy and loves you, but leaves you for her ex that just came out of nowhere after agonizing for a week about how she loves two people, just like in the notebook.
“hey, where’s your girlfriend?” “she’s with her ex. i got notebook dumped.” “sorry man.”
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