Notification Whore


someone who checks facebook excessively to see if they’ve been sent any new notifications/messages
“grace, can i go on facebook for a sec? i need to check my notifications”

“but you were just on your blackberry like 10 minutes ago”

“i know but the battery died so i need to check again, just in case someone answered my honesty box”

“ugh, what a notification wh-r-..”

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