Nottingham Forest fans


bunch of idiots who support the rubbishest team in the midlands =].

derby county football club for life.
nottingham forest fans

build a fire
build a fire
put the forest on the top
put the leicester in the middle
and we’l burn the f–kin lot
we love you derby we do we love you derby we do we love you derby we do oh derby we love you.
m-s-ch-sts with no taste who support a cr-p football team (that’s “soccer”, for any yanks reading this), who call derby fans sheep sh-ggers cos they’re jealous cos they’ve all got no d-cks and so can’t sh-g anything.

see also w-nker.
nottingham, are you listening,
to the song that we’re singing,
we’re walking along,
singing this song,
sh-tting on forest as we go-o-o
(song heard at derby county matches)

we hate forest and we hate forest
we hate forest and we hate forest
we hate forest and we hate forest
we are the forest haters!
(ditto)

two, one, four, three, five
once i caught a fish alive
six seven eight nine ten
then derby f-cked us up again
why did they f-ck us up?
because we don’t have any nuts
why do you have no nuts?
cos we f-ck donkeys up their b-tts
(song heard at nottingham forest matches, sung by forest fans)

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