Novelty Inc.


slave driving route sales distribution company offering noveltys and general merchandise to the c store market via route slavesmen (salesmen).
i just spent an hour setting up that novelty floor display, one down, eight more to go! and i get to do it all over again tomorrow! starting at 4:00am.

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